2nd Law Coffee — Uncomplicated Coffee That's Perfectly Dank

Uncomplicated Coffee that’s perfectly DANK!

THE 1^ST LAW IS WHAT YOU ARE TAUGHT

THE 2^ND LAW IS WHAT YOU DISCOVER!

	1^st LAW	2^nd LAW
SOURCE	“Single estate, grown at 4937ft altitude, blessed by monks.”	It’s good coffee. Don’t care which hill it fell from.
TASTING NOTES	“Hints of unicorn tears, mango nostalgia, and oak melancholy.”	Taste good? Lit. Doesn’t? Blame Monday.
ROAST	“Artisan medium-dark split roast balanced to a Fibonacci sequence.”	It’s not the chemistry lab. If it tastes awesome, we’re happy.

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